onebuttscratcher:

I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase -Mark Gatiss

onebuttscratcher:

I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase -Mark Gatiss

fromgreecetoanarchy:

Amazing banner for the 43 massacred / missing students of Ayotzinapa, Mexico.

fromgreecetoanarchy:

Amazing banner for the 43 massacred / missing students of

(via hermionejg)

queenbroslob:

plasteredd:

weloveshortvideos:

Asian girl does terrifyingly weird cup song

im pretty sure this is my life in one video

This girl is everything

LOOOOOOOOOOL THAT ENDING THO

(via edgeofterror)

A large committee had questioned her integrity, they demanded to know which class her civilisation would be ruled over by. ‘Are you a queen, an empress, or a tyrant?’ they ordered; ‘Are you a dictatorship or a democracy?’ And her short reply had been effortless, ‘I am a maternity’ she said, ‘I am the voice that wakes you, the ear that listens, the arms which care, the lullaby.’ And so she formed her compassionate dynasty, with an extended family encompassing all. — Celestial Dynasty. (via celestial-dynasty)

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lostprincessofatlantica:

fairestregal:

Kristoff being completely done with Hans

Perfection

(via disneyfrozen)

motorcyclles:

this fucking meme

motorcyclles:

this fucking meme

(via ultimatebrofists)

gookgod:

*chooses big titties twice*

gookgod:

*chooses big titties twice*

(via ultimatebrofists)

Not in the sky, nor in the midst of the ocean, nor deep in the mountains,
nowhere can you hide from your own death.
— Buddha (via thecalminside)
unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

(via edgeofterror)